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“Kristen Nicole Sayres has been ushered into womanhood by a strapping young South African…”


Um… How about this:

a solemn ceremony late Saturday morning, Kristen Nicole Sayres broke
with the past. Accompanied by a young(ish) man known only as Jon T,
Kristen undertook the momentous and ultimately liberating step of
having a needle pushed through her nostril and an artistically
fashioned piece of surgical steel inserted semi-permanently in the
wound. The significance of this move is both aesthetic and symbolic.
Aesthetically, the nose-piercing looks cute, as if it had always been
there (which is always a good sign) and yet undeniably edgy. Kristen is
now, essentially, a hardcore-Goth-chick and biker-babe and eligible to
go out with Marilyn Manson when next he is dating girls. Symbolically
it signifies the essential break with SBC regulations and a separation
from her past that is necessary for full acceptance into the massive
love-cult we like to call the United Kingdom. “I have a low
body-temperature,” said a visibly moved and pleased Kristen, ‘I think I
almost passed out.'”


[press release courtesy
of jonathan wallace, a shy retiring south african that i have taken
under my wing to introduce to girls.]


Written by knsayres

June 26, 2006 at 6:28 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. I came here to ask why there wasn’t a picture, and I saw the profile pic, so I’m satisfied. Except that I still want one of my own, and I don’t have it.


    June 26, 2006 at 10:12 pm

  2. It looks great, Kristen! šŸ™‚


    June 26, 2006 at 11:08 pm

  3. you’re awesome. i am getting it done when i get back. i so can’t here.sad day.you look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we need more of a close-up i think.maybe i’m a little far away to see it. ;P


    June 27, 2006 at 6:12 am

  4. your mom


    June 27, 2006 at 8:03 am

  5. owie


    June 28, 2006 at 9:08 am

  6. biker babe… hmm has a nice ring to it… i’m not sure if it beats honkey kong but it has great potential…oh and thanks for sharing the pics… you’re growing… keep pushing kiddo…


    June 29, 2006 at 2:14 am

  7. haha kristen you loser


    July 16, 2006 at 9:34 pm

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