so theres that saying
about having your cake and eating it too?
well, i never really wanted to have my cake and eat it too.
i want to not have my cake and and eat it anyway.
or maybe have cake and not eat it.
but not let anyone else eat it, either.
heck, if i could just take a decent picture of a piece of cake, id be fine.
[but the metaphor really breaks down at that point, i do believe.]
blah, blah, blah.
i am ridiculous. or something.
i lose things. everything, actually. i think this might be my spiritual gift.
in the last month, ive lost my purse, my credit card, my brand new cell
phone, wedding pictures, phone numbers, my keys, my earrings and
a game of cards. and my keys again.
yeah, i know. im retarded.
but, hey. some of it got found.
[yeah, i just said “got found.”]
oh, and morepicturesthanyouactuallywanttosee are coming soon.
im in need of some words of affirmation, baby.