a public service announcement
it has recently come to my attention that i am very “masculine” in my telephone habits.
or, as one friend so bluntly stated, “you’re like a boy on the phone.”
(apparently, girls are s’possed to enjoy talking on the phone. all the time.)
thus, the typical phone conversation with me goes much like this:
other person: hey. what’s up? blah, blah, blah.
me: so, what do you want?
other person: blah, blah, blah.
me: ok. i’m done talking to you. bye.
(ok, so maybe that’s a bit of an overdramitization. but still. you get the point.)
how this effects you:
1. odds are, if you don’t live within a 2-mile radius of me, i’ll have a hard time keeping in touch with you.
2. if you call me to chat, and i’m not all chatty, now you know why.
3. at some point in time, i will hang up on you. it’s nothing personal. get over it.
[end of public service announcement.]
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