das wandern

let me continue in peace, and (stop) wander(ing)!

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see this boy? he has a crush on me. i think he wants to marry me.


but see, it’s not going to work out between us.

reason 1. his last name is smith.
reason 2. he doesn’t like u2.
reason 3. he only wants to have 2 kids.
reason 4. he’s addicted to the internet. i feel it’s really coming between us.
reason 5. as i type this, he’s alone in his apartment. with another girl*.

so yeah. it’s officially over. (although, i have to admit, it never really began.) i thought everyone should know. maybe you could call him. comfort him. tell him everything’s going to be all right. he probably needs a hug right about now. or maybe just some eprops.

*names have been left out entirely to protect the potentially innocent.


Written by knsayres

August 7, 2004 at 12:52 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. i knew six flags was a date….. 😉


    August 7, 2004 at 1:35 am

    yes kristen, i DO have a sense of humor.


    August 7, 2004 at 10:43 am

  3. Hey! I know that guy! How do you know that guy? He’s David. He comes to Metro. He’s also my ex boyfriend’s fiance’s ex boyfriend. WHOA! Small world. So small you should be back in C-vegas TOMORROW! NOT THE WEEKBEGINNING!


    August 7, 2004 at 5:16 pm

  4. hey its david smith… hes a good drummer. you should marry him.


    August 8, 2004 at 4:39 pm

  5. is this kristen sayers…or a completely different kristen that i don’t know?


    August 9, 2004 at 12:02 am

  6. it is, it is! (only it’s sayres.)


    August 9, 2004 at 11:16 am

  7. If you break my roommate’s heart, I may have to break your legs. If he asks me too… nicely.


    August 9, 2004 at 1:03 pm

  8. Wait… he doesn’t like U2? I take it all back. You were right.


    August 9, 2004 at 5:45 pm

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